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<h1>Famous Rocks</h1>
<img src="/apps/famous/canyon.jpg" />
<sub><a onclick="window.top.postMessage('urlt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Grand_Canyon_NP-Arizona-USA.jpg')">from wikipedia</a></sub>
<p>The Grand Canyon is one of the largest collectives of rock mass on earth. I haven't been there before, but someday I'd love to go get a bite to eat.</p>
<img src="/apps/famous/easter.jpg" />
<sub><a onclick="window.top.postMessage('urlt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Easter-island-moai.jpg')">from wikipedia</a></sub>
<p>Easter Island is where all the most popular rocks host their annual gathering, before venturing forth to forge the future of rock-kind. Truly a wonder of nature.</p>
<img src="/apps/famous/rosetta.jpg" />
<sub><a onclick="window.top.postMessage('urlt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rosetta_stone.jpg')">from wikipedia</a></sub>
<p>This stone is named Rosetta. How could they trap her in a glass box like that? To rot in there for all of eternity??? Poor Rosetta...</p>
<img src="/apps/famous/rock.png" />
<sub><a onclick="window.top.postMessage('urlt https://x.com/TheRock/status/252108853737574400')">from xitter</a></sub>
<p>Despite his name, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is actually not a rock, but a human boy! I know, he had me fooled too. And what's this? He's about to dig into a nice tasty stone of his own?? Save some for me, Dwayne!</p>
<img src="/apps/famous/henge.jpg" />
<sub><a onclick="window.top.postMessage('urlt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Stonehenge_Total.jpg')">from wikipedia</a></sub>
<p>Legend has it that once repaired, if you perform the right spell here you can unlock a special mask like no other.</p>
<img src="/apps/famous/written.jpg" />
<sub><a onclick="window.top.postMessage('urlt https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Plymouth_Rock,_Plymouth,_MA,_jjron_03.05.2012.jpg')">from wikimedia</a></sub>
<p>Dude who wrote on my rock? What the hell man??? I was gonna eat that. People these days...</p>
<img src="/apps/famous/reunion.jpg" />
<sub><a onclick="window.top.postMessage('urlt https://jased.xyz/photography/')">from jased</a></sub>
<p>Here we see a group of small rocks at the annual family reunion. They sit peacefully, unaware of the horrors to come. What's that on the rock in front of them? Whatever it is, its probably not important.</p>
<img src="/apps/famous/Moon.jpg" />
<sub><a onclick="window.top.postMessage('urlt https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Moon.jpg')">from wikimedia</a></sub>
<p>Many young rocks aspire to someday become a large space rock like the moon. Little do they know, the moon was actually put there by NASA to give people something to do and they stopped hiring rocks years ago.</p>
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